Well, how did I get here ?

There are many theories on how the universe was created.

Most of us are only familiar with two of them:

1) Creationism (God made it and don't ask silly questions)

2) The Big Bang / Darwinism (ask silly questions, just don't expect absolute answers)

However, there are alternative explanations for the (apparent) existance of all we see, feel, hear, smell and taste.

Theory 3: Nothing really exists, it is all an illusion.
(Just try telling that to a cop the next time you get a traffic ticket)

Theory 4: Everything exists except you, you are an illusion.
(Likewise)

Theory 5: You exist, but everything else is an illusion.
(So, the handcuffs aren't really there)

Theory 6: A Flying Spaghetti Monster made it.
(see http://www.venganza.org/)

Theory 7: A Flying Maccaroni Monster made it.
(Similar, but slightly different than Theory 6)

Theory 8: It's Classified.
(And you don't have a 'need to know' clearance ... now look directly at the light)

Since I still don't know everything, I am willing to entertain additional creation theories (if they are sufficiently silly).

Have a nice virtual day.

RFA